“You’re not fooling yourself and you’re not fooling me.  You’re not fooling your friends either.  You’re definitely not fooling God.

You don’t care about purity at all.  You don’t give two $#its about righteousness.  Oh sure, you’ve never slept with anyone, but  we both know the truth:  the only reason that you’re ‘pure’ is simply because the opportunity hasn’t came along yet.

But when it does, we both know that you’ll be willing to throw out your purity AND your faith in order to get off.  You go to church and you tow the line.  You wear the smile and you say the words.

But you’re a liar.  A faker.  A phony.  A hypocrite.  You need to change.  Stop f#cking around.  You are going to ruin your life if you keep this up.  You need to have a major open heart surgery.”

Man, I needed to hear that.

You?