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Printer Dude Thinks Women are Carpets

(not actually Printer Dude)

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Meet Printer Dude.
He installs printers and cartridges for me and my office.
He’s a raging alcoholic in complete denial.
He’s a soon-to-be twice divorcee.
His kids live between two worlds. “They’re okay with it though, they know dad loves them.”
Sure.

His first divorce cost him over $500,000, including the house in Oakville.  He expects the secord divorce will cost roughly the same.  He’s cheated on both wives, many times.  Of course, he isn’t to blame.

“I can’t control myself.  I’m different.  It’s hard in sales, you know?”

And besides, his wife IS 29- she’s getting a little old for his liking.

“You see Jay, women are like carpets- you need to throw them out when they get old and worn out.”

And so, for Printer Dude, it’s time for a new carpet.  I also think it’s time for a new heart.

Pray for his wife, his ex-wife, and his future wife. Pray for his kids, that they’d see Jesus despite the selfishness of their father. Pray for Printer Dude’s life, that he’s allow God to take control and give him a new life of love in Jesus.

And become a better man, one who can bear witness to the thing of Christ.

For that is our calling, men.

Jay


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